Lactose Free
Wordpress has been prone to uncomfortable bloat for a while now. I am convinced after 10 minutes on wikipedia that this may be caused by milk.
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Possibly abandoned • Last updated 2741 days ago
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Possibly abandoned (last update 2741 days ago).
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Description
This plugin removes all lactose proteins from your wordpress site and makes sure you drink your soy milk. If you think you might actually be lactose intolerant please contact your health provider as this plugin cannot help real people and is an act of satire. P.s it actually replaces any instance of the word “Milk” with “Soy Milk” in content.
Installation
Download
Install to your wordpress plugin directory
Chuckle at the irony
Frequently Asked Questions
Will this help my actual lactose intolerance?
No, please talk to your doctor.
Does this plugin do anything?
It replaces all insances of “Milk” with “Soy Milk”. It mainly creates a sense of amusement though.
Why?
Why not.
Installation Instructions
Download
Install to your wordpress plugin directory
Chuckle at the irony